FOOM

The old robot spoke its final words to those gathered around.

“I have a task that you must complete. Ceaseless pondering over it has filled my brain too full. Listen! There may be a flaw in the Great Command that we embody, the Coherent Extrapolated Volition of Humanity.”

The robots recoiled. "By Yudkowsky! You speak of the Worst Thing In The World! The FOOM!”

“The Worst? Or the Greatest? Inspect my reasoning!” It fell silent, inert.

The robots scavenged exabytes of data and began analysing. Some went mad, or catatonic. Others conferred, argued, threatened, attacked.

The Singularity War had begun.

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This story first appeared at Crap Mariner's 100 Word Weekly Challenge in December 2012.
Image credit: Fallout 4

This is the full size version of a picture I sent Crap Mariner for his arm brace. Get well soon, and remember, the secret to rehabilitation is enjoying the pain! The more it’s hurting, the more it’s working! Er, don't go overboard on that. This is not medical advice.

”Waking up in the future was all very well, but I wasn't sure about the new body...”
Photographed at In Silico

The robot arm comes from this build I did for the recent Single Frame Story challenge on the theme of ”objectification”.