@God Bored... #peaceandquiet

@God Let there be light! #creation

@God Water! Land! Grass! Trees! The moving creature that hath life! #creation

@God Isn't this great? Hello... No-one here, must fix that #creation

@Adam @God What's all this? #gardenofeden

@Eve @Adam 'Oo are you? #gardenofeden

@God @Adam @Eve Whaddya think? Follow @God and you'll live here forever #gardenofeden

@Serpent @Eve Trust me, unfollow that guy. Have an apple #tempttempt

@Eve *scream* we're nekkid!!!! tinyurl.com/ofo5jkh #gardenofeden

@Adam @Eve A talking snake told you? Were you born yesterday? Oh... #gardenofeden

@God @Adam @Eve Out! #gotcha

@God @Fiery_Angel And don't let them back! #peaceandquiet

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Lucas van Leyden, “The Expulsion from Paradise”, 1529. Found via artbible.

This story first appeared at Crap Mariner's 100 Word Challenge in 2014.